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The War
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A
letter to the London Observer from Terry Jones (yes, of Monty
Python)
Letter
to the Observer
Sunday, January 26, 2003
The
Observer
I'm really excited by George Bush's latest reason for bombing
Iraq: he's running out of patience. And so am I! For some time
now I've been really pissed
off with Mr Johnson,
who lives a couple of doors down the street.
Well,
him and Mr Patel, who runs the health food shop. They both give
Me queer
looks, and I'm sure Mr Johnson is planning something nasty for
me, but so far I haven't been able to discover what.
I've
been round to his place a few times to see what he's up to, but
he's got everything well hidden. That's how devious he is. As
for Mr Patel, don't ask me how I know, I just know - from very
good sources -that he is, in reality, a Mass Murderer. I have
leafleted the street telling them that if we don't act first,
he'll pick us off one by one. Some of my neighbours say, if I've
got proof, why don't I go to the police? But that's simply ridiculous.
The police will say that they need evidence of a crime with which
to charge my neighbours.
They'll
come up with endless red tape and quibbling about the rights and
wrongs of a pre-emptive strike and all the while Mr Johnson will
be finalising his plans to do terrible things to me, while Mr
Patel will be secretly murdering people.
Since
I'm the only one in the street with a decent range of automatic
firearms, I reckon it's up to me to keep the peace. But until
recently that's been a little difficult. Now, however, George
W. Bush has made it clear that all I need to do is run out of
patience, and then I can wade in and do whatever I want!
And
let's face it, Mr Bush's carefully thought-out policy towards
Iraq is the only way to bring about international peace and security.
The one certain way to stop Muslim fundamentalist suicide
bombers targeting the US or the UK is to bomb a few Muslim countries
that have never threatened us. That's why I want to blow up
Mr Johnson's garage and kill his wife and children.
Strike
first! That'll teach him a lesson. Then he'll leave us in
peace and stop peering at me in that totally unacceptable way.
Mr Bush makes it clear that all he needs to know before bombing
Iraq Is that Saddam is a really nasty man and that he has weapons
of mass destruction - even if no one can find them.
I'm
certain I've just as much justification for killing Mr Johnson's
wife and children as Mr Bush has for bombing Iraq. Mr Bush's
long-term aim is to make the world a safer place by eliminating
'rogue states' and 'terrorism'. It's such a clever long-term aim
because how can you ever know when you've achieved it?
How
will Mr Bush know when he's wiped out all terrorists? When every
single terrorist is dead? But then a terrorist is only a terrorist
once he's committed an act of terror.
What
about would-be terrorists? These are the ones you really want
to eliminate, since most of the known terrorists, being suicide
bombers, have already eliminated themselves.
Perhaps
Mr Bush needs to wipe out everyone who could possibly be a future
terrorist? Maybe he can't be sure he's achieved his objective
until every Muslim fundamentalist is dead? But then some moderate
Muslims might convert to fundamentalism. Maybe the only really
safe thing to do would be for Mr Bush to eliminate all Muslims?
It's
the same in my street. Mr Johnson and Mr Patel are just the tip
of the iceberg. There are dozens of other people in the street
who I don't like and who - quite frankly - look at me in odd ways.
No one will be really safe until I've wiped them all out. My wife
says I might be going too far but I tell her I'm simply using
the same logic as the President of the
United States. That shuts her up.
Like
Mr Bush, I've run out of patience, and if that's a good enough
reason for the President, it's good enough for me. I'm going to
give the whole
street two weeks - no, 10 days - to come out in the open and hand
over all aliens and interplanetary hijackers, galactic outlaws
and interstellar terrorist masterminds, and if they don't hand
them over nicely and say 'Thank you', I'm going to bomb the entire
street to kingdom come. It's just as sane as what George W.
Bush is proposing - and, in contrast to what he's intending, my
policy will destroy only one street.
Sincerely,
Terry Jones
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Excerpt from 3/19/03 Editorial by William Rivers Pitt,
New York Times bestselling author ....
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"The
television in the other room is filled with purposeful, strident
music. All sorts of well-coifed 'journalists' on CNN and MSNBC
are parading across the screen in stylishly-cut desert gear from
Banana Republic. Graphics sail by periodically, describing whatever
sort of bomb is striking a faraway city of five million innocent
civilians. The anchors, back in the studios, can be seen suppressing
grins from time to time. They are, after all, professionals, and
they know the eyes of the world are on them tonight.
Welcome to war in the 21st century. If it took you by surprise,
don't worry. You're certainly not alone. They had to wake Tony
Blair out of a sound sleep to tell him that the attack he'd worked
so hard to bring had finally come. He had no idea it had started
until one of his handlers shook him out of his jammies and handed
him the phone.
It is late here in Boston, and I do not have the time to go into
the details again. Take a pass through two articles I have written
for this publication: Of Gods and Mortals and Empire and Blood
Money. If you're feeling particularly frisky, you can take a run
through The Other American Dream, which I wrote all the way back
in September of 2002. Between the three of them, you will have
a pretty good idea of what is happening here.
At the beginning of the press conference from the Department of
Defense, after the attack had started, a camera caught Richard
Perle, Paul Wolfowitz and Don Rumsfeld congratulating each other....."
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How
do I feel about the War on Iraq? Sad, Outraged, Disappointed, Frightened
and Helpless. I am sad for the many lives of innocent people that will
be taken; outraged that the people (or did we?) put President Bush in
office; frightened because there seems to be no visible lines drawn
to stop us from attacking other sovereign nations without a cause; and
helpless because I as well as many others scream objections and it means
nothing. I can only pray for the innocent as well as the misguided leaders
of my country. Thank God most other nations do not have oil fields!
Excerpt from 3/19/03 Editorial by William Rivers Pitt,
New York Times bestselling author ....
"Let's
make one thing very clear here. This war belongs to several
groups. It belongs to the cable news 'journalists' who have
absolutely gone above and beyond the call of duty to sell this
war to the American people.
When asked to obfuscate the reality of Iraq by calling this
an attack on Saddam Hussein, thus making it easier for average
people to forget about the blood and intestines that are about
to be splattered on a number of walls and streets, they do the
work of the few conservative extremists who have, through a
nightmarish run of luck and money, taken control of our government.
Iraq is inhabited by 24 million people just like you. A lot
of them will see their last dawn soon. We're attacking Saddam,
though, so forget all that.
When asked to investigate who is pushing this war and why –
when asked, essentially, to follow the oldest journalistic rule
in the book and follow the money – they shrug their shoulders
and mutter "Conspiracy theory." That's fine. Here
is another theory for you TV 'journalists: You are damned. Not
just by me, or by the billions worldwide who see this rape for
what it is. God sees you, and knows your names.
This war belongs to Richard Perle, Don Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz,
John Bolton, Dick Cheney and all the fellows from the Project
for a New American Century. Again, if you have not yet clicked
the links above, go ahead. I'll wait.
Welcome to the American Empire. Don't be surprised that your
rights and privileges have changed all of a sudden. We used
to be a constitutional democracy. That's pretty much done now.
You're a citizen of an empire today, one that attacks sovereign
nations without cause, with the backing of such international
heavyweights as Spain and Eritrea. You're not a citizen. You're
a customer. Take a number and get in line.
Above all, and amusingly enough, this war belongs first and
foremost to George W. Bush. Mr. Bush ran a number of oil companies
straight into the ground before becoming the constitutionally
castrated governor of Texas. From thence to our current greatness,
it seems. This has been his party since July, but few were truly
interested in attending. 160 nations want nothing to do with
this attack, and eleven of the fifteen United Nations Security
Council vote-counters told him to go pound sand, despite a month-long
bribery campaign that would have made John Gotti blush with
envy.
The inevitable terrorist attacks upon our wholly unprepared
shores are also, by the way, the sole property of Mr. Bush.
The aftereffects of this attack on Iraq, which will effect your
children's children, are also the sole property of Mr. Bush.
I hate to delve into semantics on such a bucolic evening, but
there is an aspect of this whole situation which needs clearing
up. "War" is a violent engagement between nations.
"Attack" is something that happens when one person,
nation or group sets about to beat the Jesus out of another
person, nation or group. This is not a war. This is an attack.
Iraq does not have, and – were the inspectors allowed to complete
the job given to them by Resolution 1441 – would never have
the ability to attack America, either on their own or by proxy.
America is not making war on Iraq. We are attacking a nation
of 24 million people. Some will tell you that this is the first
time a democracy has instigated a war. This is wrong. Military
empires have reached out to crush other peoples and nations
since time out of mind. Silly you, for thinking this was a constitutional
democracy.
This is Mr. Bush's war, which is in truth an attack. He can
have it. The rest of us need to make sure that we use those
constitutional freedoms to the best of our ability before they
dry up completely."
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Today
I weep for my country. I have watched the events of recent months
with a heavy, heavy heart. No more is the image of America one
of strong, yet benevolent peacekeeper. The image of America
has changed. Around the globe, our friends mistrust us, our
word is disputed, our intentions are questioned.
Instead
of reasoning with those with whom we disagree, we demand obedience
or threaten recrimination. Instead of isolating Saddam Hussein,
we seem to have isolated ourselves. We proclaim a new doctrine
of preemption which is understood by few and feared by many.
We say that the United States has the right to turn its firepower
on any corner of the globe which might be suspect in the war
on terrorism. We assert that right without the sanction of any
international body. As a result, the world has become a much
more dangerous place.
-
Senator Robert Byrd
The
United States is indeed a mighty country. But its real strength
resides in its proud history of standing for what is just. In
figures such as Martin Luther King, the world draws moral fortitude
and an example of the effectiveness of non-violent struggle.
With the grassroots boycotting efforts of everyday Americans,
and the eventual diplomatic pressure of their government, South
African apartheid was ended. The prison doors would still be
shut around Nelson Mandela were it not for the help of the United
States.
These traditions have spoken recently on the streets. Never
has there been such a popular and peaceful outpouring of opposition,
even before the act war has taken place. This is truly the moral
meaning of preemption.
- Desmond Tutu and Ian Urbina
As
a Christian and as a president who was severely provoked by
international crises, I became thoroughly familiar with the
principles of a just war, and it is clear that a substantially
unilateral attack on Iraq does not meet these standards. This
is an almost universal conviction of religious leaders, with
the most notable exception of a few spokesmen of the Southern
Baptist Convention who are greatly influenced by their commitment
to Israel based on eschatological, or final days, theology.
For
a war to be just, it must meet several clearly defined criteria.
- Jimmy Carter
The
children in Iraq are already in sorrowful shape. The last thing
in the world they need is another war. More than half the population
of Iraq is under the age of 18, and those youngsters are living
in an environment that has been poisoned by the Iran-Iraq war,
the first gulf war and long years of debilitating sanctions.
One out of every eight Iraqi children dies before the age of
5. One-fourth are born underweight. One-fourth of those who
should be in school are not. One-fourth do not have access to
safe water.
This generational catastrophe is the fault of Saddam Hussein,
no question. But those who favor war should at least realize
that the terrain to be invaded by the most fearsome military
machine in history is populated mostly by children who are already
suffering.
- Bob
Herbert, New York Times
How
do the White House and State Department plan to pay for a post-Saddam
occupation and reconstruction?
The answer to all of these questions is oil, of course. Oil
obviously drives U.S. policy in the Middle East. So who can
doubt that this war in Iraq concerns oil?
Meanwhile, the justifications the Administration has made for
this war can be rather easily dismissed. Contrary to Administration
assertions, a war against Iraq will not be in self-defense:
Iraq does not pose an imminent threat to the United States.
It doesn't have the ability, nor has it ever had the ability,
to shoot a missile or send a bomber to harm America. Iraq does
not possess nuclear weapons. Furthermore, there is no credible
evidence that Iraq had anything to do with the terrorist attacks
of 9/11.
- Rep. Dennis Kucinich
This
nation is about to embark upon the first test of a revolutionary
doctrine applied in an extraordinary way at an unfortunate time.
The doctrine of preemption -- the idea that the United States
or any other nation can legitimately attack a nation that is
not imminently threatening but may be threatening in the future
-- is a radical new twist on the traditional idea of self defense.
It appears to be in contravention of international law and the
UN Charter.
- Senator Robert Byrd
The
hawks despise the U.N. and if they'd gotten its support, they
never would have been able to establish the principle that the
U.S. can act wherever and whenever it wants to — a Lone Ranger,
no Tontos.
Cheney, Rummy, Wolfy, etc. never wanted Colin Powell to find
a diplomatic solution. They hate diplomatic solutions. That's
why they gleefully junked so many international treaties, multilateral
exercises and trans-Atlantic engagements.
- Maureen Dowd, New York Times
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